Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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