I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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