But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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