She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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