It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
home. puking in laundry basket.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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