i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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