It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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