No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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