yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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