have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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