Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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