Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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