why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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