what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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