So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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