Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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