I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
