His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
