I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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