...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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