Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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