Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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