There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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