Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
organizing the empties. That sober.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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