you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Why is there bacon in the couch?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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