Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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