Got a toothbrush?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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