We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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