That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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