How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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