She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Pooping to opera.
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