She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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