You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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