The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you had me at cake vodka
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
