ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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