dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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