its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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