I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I looked at my own cervix.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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