I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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