The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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