he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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