I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The feeling are messing with the penis
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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