btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you made out with another girl for some wings
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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