I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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