You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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