i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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