i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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