just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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