hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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