TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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