Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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