In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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