If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Life without a bra equals bliss.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
